Message from space deciphered

Space researchers in Pasadena have finally cracked the code and deciphered a message that was received from space in early February of this year.

The signal came from a dark cluster from deep within the Horse Head Nebula star cluster and was picked up by the researchers late one night. Initially it was thought to be cosmic anti-static but, after some studying, the researchers discovered a pattern to the signal suggesting it was sent from some form of intelligence.

The research team were shocked and stunned once they’d managed to decipher the message. Lead researcher Coby Mickleson said, “We’re shocked and stunned. To receive something from outer space is great, to receive something that is clearly from an intelligent source is fantastic, however, we never expected this”.

A full transcript of the deciphered message can be seen below.

Hello,

I believe you are a responsible person and a trustworthy individual.

If this is so then this message is of the most importance and should be treated as such.

I have 60,000 quindogs held in the Quantom Central Bank in Alpha Centuri, and I was wondering if you could help me get them transferred.

All I need from you are your bank account details and passwords.

You will be rewarded.

Please respond pronto.

Yours,

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It is not known of the research teams’ response at this time.

Story by Dennis Birdcamp.