Wednesday, May 19, 2010

June - July Blackout across parts of Europe

Scientists are predicting more eruptions from the active Icelandic volcano Eyjafjallajokull 'pronounced' "Ay-yah-fyah-lah-yoh-kull" as approved by Susie Dent from the English Oxford Dictionary and of course Countdown fame.

The volcano has become so unstable in the last few days scientists are concerned that it will trigger the larger volcano which unfortunately cannot be translated into English. This almighty volcano only stands 70 miles away, and underground movement has started to create lava flows 300 feet below the surface linking both volcano's. If the big one erupts it would spell disaster across much of Europe including the British Isles. The ash content could block out the sun during the last two weeks of June and the first two weeks of July Twenty Four hours a day.

Plants would die, animals will hibernate, and according to reports coming from Somerset, the electric bill for the Glastonbury Festival would exceed Ten Million pounds! There are late talks about cancelling the Festival because of the costs, but Mr Eavis who holds and runs the Festival said " The only Ash that will bring this festival to its knees is that band from Northern Ireland.

It was revealed today by Mr Eavis that he was actually born in Iceland and moved to Somerset in 1975 when Bjork was born!

Story by Charlie Snorter.

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